Yeh benzoylecgonine bhi koi chhupa rustam nahi, bhai—cocaine ka woh baasi nishaan jo body mein chhod jata hai, jaise party ke baad khali botal aur chips ka packet chhod deta hai tu!
Ab yeh benzoylecgonine kya hai? Yeh woh cheez hai jo cocaine ke maze lootne ke baad bolta hai, “Abey, main toh abhi bhi yahan hu!” Jaise woh dost jo party khatam hone ke baad bhi ghar nahi jata. SAIDS ke lab wale bande, apne microscope aur test tubes ke saath, isko pakad liya aur bole, “Arre Rabada bhai, yeh kya? Tu toh pitch pe bijli girata hai, aur yahan cocaine ke saath disco kar raha hai?”
Haye, Rabada, tu toh cricket ka baadshah hai, bhai! Batsman ko aankh dikhata hai, bouncer phenk ke darrata hai, aur ab drug test ke saamne phas gaya? Yeh kya chal raha hai, hero? Tu toh itna tezi se ball phenkta hai, par test se nahi bhaag paya? Ekdum rookie move, bhai! Ek pal tu stumps uda raha hai, doosre pal SAIDS bol raha hai, “Bhai, tere blood mein toh cocaine ka afterparty chal raha hai!”
Ab hasi ki baat yeh hai, cocaine se toh na tera cover drive improve hota hai, na hi yorker perfect hota hai. Haan, shayad lagta ho ki tu ek hi over mein Lara jaisa batting, Akram jaisa bowling, aur Jonty jaisa fielding kar lega—par agli subah tu umpire se kyun naach ke sledging kar raha tha, yeh soch ke sar ghumega! Kya plan tha, Rabada? Match se pehle thodi si “energy” chahiye thi? Ya match ke baad thodi si “masti” zyada ho gayi? Ya bas socha, “Arre, meri pace hai, bounce hai, thodi si ‘sniff’ bhi add kar doon?”
SAIDS toh bilkul mood kharab karne wala police ban gaya. Inka bolna hai: benzoylecgonine pakda gaya, aur yeh bada wala “NO” hai, bhai. Ab kya hoga? Thappad padega? Suspension? Ya bas ek bada sa lecture ke “Bhai, party karna hai toh thoda dhang se karo”? Par itna pakka hai, Rabada ko jawab dena padega, aur cricket wala crowd toh popcorn leke baith gaya hai!
Toh bhai log, seekh lo: energy drink aur protein shake pe raho. Cocaine ko 80s ke filmy stockbrokers ke liye chhod do. Aur Rabada, agli baar thodi si “spice” chahiye toh naya bouncer try kar, yeh sab mat kar! Thok ke khel, saaf khel, aur bhai, apne system ko in metabolites se bacha ke rakh.
